Veronica Mars, she's a Marshmellow

myotpfeels:

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

Somehow I automatically connect with my neighbor’s shitty wi-fi…. Does this mean I should move?

billiejoezee:

bobeestinger:

i love how on tumblr there are people who agree with things and people who disagree with things but the only thing we all agree on is that leonardo dicaprio deserves an oscar

 I don’t care if he wins best supporting actress just let him win one already.

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

brassmama:

Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:

my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

systemofadowny:

There’s a fine line between being honest and being a cunt.

wearelosechesters:

there’s a grief that can’t be spoken

there’s a pain goes on and on

not-clarissa:

the day i get married, i am going to plant a pear tree, and after the tree starts producing, i’m going to put my arm around my husband, hold up one of the pears and say “we make a great pear”

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

earthnation:

i was looking up synonyms for masturbation and one of them was “dropping stomach pancakes” and it still haunts me 

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

captainmurrca:

phangirlingphanatic:

OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE WEIRDEST BEST THINGS ON THE PLANET

So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow

trust me tho, it gets better.

They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!

But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow

AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED 

they also have ‘Nic Cage Raking Leaves on a Brisk October Afternoon’